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Eleven Rocket Scientists On A Rope
Eleven rocket scientists were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter. Ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall.

Immediately the men started talking about their accomplishments and how valuable they were to rocket science; therefore, they could not be the person to let go of the rope. They weren’t able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech.

She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.

As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping – Anonymous

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What is Rocket Science?
Who wants to know?  Not Judge Judy!  Click the video to find out!
– Judge Judy, CBS Entertainment

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Choosing A Password
During a recent PASSWORD audit by NASA, they found that a rocket scientist was using the following password:

MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyWashingtonDC

When they asked the rocket scientist why such a long password. He replied, ”Are you kidding me? I was told that my password had to be at least 8 characters long and include one capital” – Anonymous

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